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#1 » by 9jaguy (m) (β1426) » September 9th, 2012, 11:05 am

I know joke, how to joke, keep a joke, dumb ass joke, like you joke, busy for joke, 15 seconds joke. Read again without joke.
:;hl: Gotchya. Please dont go and :BangHead:

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What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason.

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A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her."How can I get to the other side of the river" she shouts loudly.The other blonde replied "What for You are already on the other side of the river!"

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs
A: They don't know the route.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

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I like birthdays, but I think too much of your birthdays can kill you :excited:

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I'm not saying you're ugly. I'm saying you look better online.

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Pingophrenia - thinking you've heard or felt a new ping/text message vibration when there is no message.

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I hate when old people poke me at weddings, point & whisper, "you're next", So I've started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Today's relationships? You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

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Add more if you got......... :clap:
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#2 » by NiceGuy (m) (β1281) » October 27th, 2012, 7:57 am

:excited: :;hl:

Lasting #Change is a gradual process...

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#3 » by Buttler (β127) » November 4th, 2017, 8:27 am

:lol; :lol; haha i enjoy while reading them and surely this will be so much amazing to read it again and again.


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#4 » by nuesednutlofa Premium (β3765) » October 2nd, 2018, 2:01 am

:shkd: I can't believe it, this thread has been up since 2012. Someone enlighten me, when was this site created actually

Que Sera Sera
Wetin We Gain

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#5 » by Yinka (β674) » October 2nd, 2018, 6:32 am

2011


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#6 » by Prodigy (β3928) » October 2nd, 2018, 6:36 am

Yinka wrote:2011

What do u mean?


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#7 » by Yinka (β674) » October 2nd, 2018, 6:40 am

Prodigy wrote:
Yinka wrote:2011

What do u mean?

I mean the year in which Bestnaija was created


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#8 » by johndill (β120) » October 2nd, 2018, 8:50 pm

What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason.


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#9 » by YunGzee (β116) » December 5th, 2018, 5:39 pm

Lol nice!

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